"i have a bridge to sell you" in Chinese (Simplified)

• 我有座桥要卖给你

Definition

这个表达用来讽刺地告诉别人他们非常轻信或天真；意思是如果他们相信刚刚听到的话，他们也可能相信明显的骗局。

Usage Notes (Chinese (Simplified))

这句话非常讽刺和口语，只在熟人之间调侃别人太容易相信。源于历史上的著名骗局，通常在听到荒谬说法后使用。不要在正式场合或对幽默感不强的人用。

Examples

If you believe that story, I have a bridge to sell you.

如果你相信那个故事，**我有座桥要卖给你**。

He told me he met a celebrity at the mall. I have a bridge to sell you if you think that's true.

他说他在商场遇到了名人。如果你觉得是真的，**我有座桥要卖给你**。

You won the lottery without buying a ticket? I have a bridge to sell you.

你没买彩票就中奖了？**我有座桥要卖给你**。

Oh, you believe the internet never lies? I have a bridge to sell you.

你真的相信网上的信息永远都是真实的吗？**我有座桥要卖给你**。

If you trust those spam emails, I have a bridge to sell you.

如果你相信那些垃圾邮件，**我有座桥要卖给你**。

Sure, and next you'll tell me pigs can fly—I have a bridge to sell you.

当然啦，下一个你要说猪能飞——**我有座桥要卖给你**。