"let's not and say we did" in Chinese (Simplified)

我们别做，就当我们做过

Definition

这是用幽默的方式拒绝建议，表示你不想做某事，但会假装你做了。

这个表达很口语甚至带点俏皮，用来拒绝别人建议去做你不想做的事情（如家务、无聊聚会等）。暗示大家都知道其实没做，只是假装做过。不要用在正式场合。

Let's not and say we did when it comes to cleaning the garage.

关于打扫车库，**我们别做，就当我们做过**。

Do you want to do math homework now? Let's not and say we did.

你现在想做数学作业吗？**我们别做，就当我们做过**。

Someone suggested a long meeting, but he replied, 'Let's not and say we did.'

有人建议开个长会，但他回答：'**我们别做，就当我们做过**。'

Picnic in the rain? Let's not and say we did.

雨中野餐？**我们别做，就当我们做过**。

When our boss suggested team karaoke, the whole office agreed: 'Let's not and say we did.'

老板建议团队卡拉OK时，大家一致同意：'**我们别做，就当我们做过**。'

If you think I'll go jogging at 6 a.m., let's not and say we did.

你觉得我会早上六点去跑步？**我们别做，就当我们做过**。