"if it was a snake it woulda bit you" in Chinese (Simplified)

• 要是条蛇早咬你了

Definition

这个表达用于幽默地指出某人没有看到就在眼前的东西。意思是东西或答案很明显、就在附近，但还是被忽视了。

Usage Notes (Chinese (Simplified))

是很口语、带幽默的说法，常朋友间用来调侃别人找不到很明显的东西。不要用于正式场合。

Examples

You've been looking for your keys for ten minutes. If it was a snake it woulda bit you.

你找钥匙找了十分钟。**要是条蛇早咬你了**。

The book you need is right in front of you. If it was a snake it woulda bit you!

你要的书就在你面前。**要是条蛇早咬你了**！

Your wallet is on the table. If it was a snake it woulda bit you.

你的钱包就在桌子上。**要是条蛇早咬你了**。

You walked past your phone three times. Man, if it was a snake it woulda bit you.

你走过你的手机三遍了。哎，**要是条蛇早咬你了**。

Honestly, your glasses are right on your head. If it was a snake it woulda bit you!

说真的，你的眼镜就在你头上。**要是条蛇早咬你了**！

I've been standing here the whole time—if it was a snake it woulda bit you!

我一直站在这里——**要是条蛇早咬你了**！