"cold as a witch's tit" in Chinese (Simplified)
冷得要命（粗俗俚语）冷得像女巫的奶一样（粗俗表达）
Definition
一个粗俗又带幽默感的表达方式，用来形容某物（特别是天气或物体）极其寒冷。通常非正式使用，带调侃意味。
Usage Notes (Chinese (Simplified))
非常粗俗、非正式的表达，只适合在关系亲密或搞笑场合使用。千万不要用于正式场合。类似表达有：冷得要死/冷爆了。特别用于极端寒冷。
Examples
It's cold as a witch's tit outside this morning.
今天早上外面**冷得要命**。
My coffee went cold as a witch's tit after I left it on the table.
咖啡放桌上后就**冷得像女巫的奶一样**了。
The water in the pool is cold as a witch's tit.
泳池里的水**冷得要命**。
Man, it's cold as a witch's tit in here—let's turn up the heat!
天啊，这里**冷得要命**——快把暖气调高点！
Forget ice cream—this dessert is cold as a witch's tit!
别管冰淇淋了——这个甜点**冷得像女巫的奶一样**！
You weren't kidding, that lake is cold as a witch's tit right now.
你没开玩笑，这湖水现在**冷得要命**。