Slow as molasses in january Meaning in English
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Definition
This American expression is used to describe someone or something that is extremely slow, especially in a frustrating or noticeable way.
Usage & Nuances
This is a playful, metaphorical, and slightly old-fashioned idiom. 'Molasses' is a thick syrup, and January is cold in the U.S., making it even slower. Mostly heard in American English, often used humorously to exaggerate slowness, never used in formal writing.
Example Sentences
The internet here is slow as molasses in January.
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He is slow as molasses in January when he wakes up.
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My computer is slow as molasses in January today.
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The new cashier is slow as molasses in January—I was in line forever!
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Traffic was slow as molasses in January after the storm hit.
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You’re slow as molasses in January today—are you okay?
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