If that don't beat all Meaning in English
expression
Definition
An informal expression used to show strong surprise, disbelief, or amazement at something unexpected, unusual, or hard to believe.
Usage & Nuances
This is an old-fashioned, informal, and sometimes humorous American phrase. Usually spoken, not written, and often said to oneself or in conversation to express surprise or disbelief. 'If that don't beat all' uses non-standard grammar for effect; standard English would be 'If that doesn't beat all.' Common in stories or when reacting to unlikely news.
Example Sentences
If that don't beat all, I've lost my keys again!
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She got another promotion? If that don't beat all!
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The train is late for the third time today—if that don't beat all.
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Well, if that don't beat all, my phone just died right before the interview.
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If that don't beat all, he forgot his own birthday.
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All this trouble for a missing pen—if that don't beat all!
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